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Dexter “Draw-Two” von Tap
Dexter once convinced a Judge that his sideboard was a love letter to the netherworld. He builds combo decks so wild they need a disclaimer, sports fingerless gloves for “shuffling control,” and taps lands with dramatic flair and sound effects.
Baroness Pew-Pew Paintblaster
The Baroness fields armies more fashionable than most wardrobes. She drybrushes at lightning speed, monologues during movement phases, and once used her terrain as home décor. Her dice? Custom, cursed, and colour-coded.
Mystico the Dicebound
Mystico insists on staying in character at all times. Speaks only in riddles, wears a cloak year-round, and once rolled a Nat 20 on convincing airport security she was a level 9 Bard. Lives for lore. Fears sunlight.
Cardamon Shuffleworth
Strategist of score tracks and destroyer of friendships over “just one more game,” Cardamon once solved the perfect Train Route in his sleep. Brings his own dice tray, laminated player aids, and shuffles like a caffeinated raccoon.
